Then You Get Punched
Vodka in the morning
Vodka at lunch
Vodka for dinner
Then you get punched
With beer I see clear
With beer I feel fine
If I don’t have one in my hand
I'll fucking lose my mind
Whiskey in the evening
Whiskey at brunch
Whiskey for breakfast
Then you get punched
Tequila will kill you
It's not just a rhythm
I dance till I puke
Almost every time
Scotch is for breakfast
Scotch is for lunch
Scotch is for dinner
Then you get punched
When I begin
I start off with gin
Pour me a double
Then pour me again
Bourbon is perfect
My car got crunched
Don’t call me addicted
That’s how you get punched
I don’t have a problem
It’s all in your mind
I’m happy and I’m laughing
I’m smiling and I’m Joking
When I get to the bottom
I lose track of time
I’m swinging and I’m shouting
I’m scowling and I’m frowning
I don’t know 
what you’re talking about
I’m singing and I’m dancing
I’m sharing and I’m caring
I’m the life
Of the party now
I’m thrashing and I’m smashing
I’m yelling and I’m screaming
Bloody Mary’s for breakfast
Martini’s for lunch
Margarita’s for dinner
Then you get punched
With beer I see clear
With beer I feel fine
If I don’t have one in my hand
I'll fucking lose my mind
Tap the keg in the evening
It’s empty at dawn
Work my through the bar
Until it’s all gone
No mixers for me
I like my drink neat
It’s clear in my mind
Even Though I can’t speak
Moonshine makes me thirsty
Moonshine makes me hot
If I find my gun
You’re gonna get shot
I don’t have a problem
It’s all in your mind
I’m happy and I’m laughing
I’m Smiling and I’m Joking
When I get to the bottom
I lose track of time
I’m swinging and I’m shouting
I’m scowling and I’m frowning
I don’t know 
what you’re talking about
I’m singing and I’m dancing
I’m sharing and I’m caring
I’m the life
Of the party now
I’m thrashing and I’m smashing
I’m yelling and I’m screaming
Hey bartender, one more over here please
Your cut off
What do you mean cut off?
Bullshit man, give me a fucking drink
I said your cut off
Fuck you man, give me a fucking drink you mother fucker
Get him out of here
No fuckin’ man
Do you know how much money I spend in this place?
I’m in here every god damned day
Mother fucking piece of shit
That’s it
Get him out of here
No way
I will tear this place to shreds
I will smash some fucking heads
I came in here to have some fun
And party with everyone
I just wanna have a drink
You pushing me to the fucking brink
I demand you give me one
Why won’t you let me have some fun
I’m tear this place apart
I with eat your fucking heart
I demand you give me a fucking drink
Before I knock out your fuckin’ teeth
Get him out of here
No fucking way
God damn it, get off the bar
You’ll never catch me, I’m Superman
Wow, that son of a bitch bit me
Come at me bro
Come on man
Just give me a drink and then I’ll go
No way
Come on man, just one more please
No
Come on dude, just one and I’ll go
Come on, just one more
Just one more drink and I’ll get out of here
No, no more, your cut off
Oh come on man, just one drink 
And I’ll get out of here I swear
All the problems is over with
I’ll go, I’ll go
Give me a drink
Give me a fucking drink
Just one more mother fucker
Give it to me
Come on
Give me a god damned drink
Give it to me
And stay out
See you tomorrow