Then You Get Punched
Vodka in the morning Vodka at lunch Vodka for dinner Then you get punched
With beer I see clear With beer I feel fine If I don’t have one in my hand I'll fucking lose my mind
Whiskey in the evening Whiskey at brunch Whiskey for breakfast Then you get punched
Tequila will kill you It's not just a rhythm I dance till I puke Almost every time
Scotch is for breakfast Scotch is for lunch Scotch is for dinner Then you get punched
When I begin I start off with gin Pour me a double Then pour me again
Bourbon is perfect My car got crunched Don’t call me addicted That’s how you get punched
I don’t have a problem It’s all in your mind I’m happy and I’m laughing I’m smiling and I’m Joking
When I get to the bottom I lose track of time I’m swinging and I’m shouting I’m scowling and I’m frowning
I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m singing and I’m dancing I’m sharing and I’m caring
I’m the life Of the party now I’m thrashing and I’m smashing I’m yelling and I’m screaming
Bloody Mary’s for breakfast Martini’s for lunch Margarita’s for dinner Then you get punched
With beer I see clear With beer I feel fine If I don’t have one in my hand I'll fucking lose my mind
Tap the keg in the evening It’s empty at dawn Work my through the bar Until it’s all gone
No mixers for me I like my drink neat It’s clear in my mind Even Though I can’t speak
Moonshine makes me thirsty Moonshine makes me hot If I find my gun You’re gonna get shot
I don’t have a problem It’s all in your mind I’m happy and I’m laughing I’m Smiling and I’m Joking
When I get to the bottom I lose track of time I’m swinging and I’m shouting I’m scowling and I’m frowning
I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m singing and I’m dancing I’m sharing and I’m caring
I’m the life Of the party now I’m thrashing and I’m smashing I’m yelling and I’m screaming
Hey bartender, one more over here please
Your cut off
What do you mean cut off?
Bullshit man, give me a fucking drink
I said your cut off
Fuck you man, give me a fucking drink you mother fucker
Get him out of here
No fuckin’ man Do you know how much money I spend in this place? I’m in here every god damned day Mother fucking piece of shit
That’s it Get him out of here
No way
I will tear this place to shreds I will smash some fucking heads I came in here to have some fun And party with everyone
I just wanna have a drink You pushing me to the fucking brink I demand you give me one Why won’t you let me have some fun
I’m tear this place apart I with eat your fucking heart I demand you give me a fucking drink Before I knock out your fuckin’ teeth
Get him out of here
No fucking way
God damn it, get off the bar
You’ll never catch me, I’m Superman
Wow, that son of a bitch bit me
Come at me bro
Come on man Just give me a drink and then I’ll go
No way
Come on man, just one more please
No
Come on dude, just one and I’ll go
Come on, just one more Just one more drink and I’ll get out of here
No, no more, your cut off
Oh come on man, just one drink And I’ll get out of here I swear All the problems is over with I’ll go, I’ll go Give me a drink Give me a fucking drink Just one more mother fucker Give it to me Come on Give me a god damned drink Give it to me
And stay out
See you tomorrow
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