Quality Controlled

from Prison Planet Earth by Downtown Rats

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Quality Controlled
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Johnson You have a healthy baby numerical sequence  That can be tracked world wide
Thanks to a chip  In your baby’s heart The only way to remove it Is to rip the baby apart
For your convenience It comes preinstalled I hear your having problems We’re so happy that you’ve called
Here at customer service We will do all that we can A quality baby experience  is what you demand
Can you please describe  the problems you’ve had We’d had production issues Many babies have gone bad
Could you take a survey On how your experience went To maintain a living baby is  Worth every penny spent
Would you like  An extended warrantee It covers all the pills But it’s no guarantee
If you’re not happy You can always trade it in Before you get attached The new ones guaranteed to grin
I hope that I have been of service And was able to help If you could take a moment  And give us a like on yelp
Every baby’s special Every baby in need of love Your call is confidential Per the contract there of
Enjoy baby ownership And watching it grow up If you have further issues You can always call us up
Thank you for calling baby Corp Where next day delivery is always free
If you’ve accidentally killed your baby press six

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from Prison Planet Earth, released December 25, 2020

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Old school punk/thrash for the modern world.

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