Quality Controlled

from Prison Planet Earth by Downtown Rats

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Quality Controlled
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Johnson
You have a healthy baby numerical sequence 
That can be tracked world wide
Thanks to a chip 
In your baby’s heart
The only way to remove it
Is to rip the baby apart
For your convenience
It comes preinstalled
I hear your having problems
We’re so happy that you’ve called
Here at customer service
We will do all that we can
A quality baby experience 
is what you demand
Can you please describe 
the problems you’ve had
We’d had production issues
Many babies have gone bad
Could you take a survey
On how your experience went
To maintain a living baby is 
Worth every penny spent
Would you like 
An extended warrantee
It covers all the pills
But it’s no guarantee
If you’re not happy
You can always trade it in
Before you get attached
The new ones guaranteed to grin
I hope that I have been of service
And was able to help
If you could take a moment 
And give us a like on yelp
Every baby’s special
Every baby in need of love
Your call is confidential
Per the contract there of
Enjoy baby ownership
And watching it grow up
If you have further issues
You can always call us up
Thank you for calling baby Corp
Where next day delivery is always free
If you’ve accidentally killed your baby press six

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from Prison Planet Earth, released December 25, 2020

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